GET OFF MY DAMN LAWN

This is how you may see me dressed, maybe in over a thousand years time when I'm a very old vampire.

Possibly.

I'll still be able to pull the chicks like this though, right? Just because I may have to get them to open their own veins for me...



Or rather - I found this skin "Accursed Experience" by Pulse in the depths of my skinbins as I was sorting inventory - quelle horreur! - and decided to throw something together around it. Scarily, I already had all these items. I couldn't pull the pants up to just under my armpits, so it's not as realistic as it should be.



Oh, who am I kidding. We all know that I'm going to be rocking a combover, and still attempting to stuff my drooping tackle into the tightest leather pants I can worm my way into.... buying drinks and smiling hopefully and desperately at all the eighteen year olds at the nightclubs.

Stake me before I get that pathetic, please.



Wearing -

Hat - Houndstooth Fedora by Akeyo
Skin - Accursed Experience by Pulse
Glasses - Fifty by primOptic
Eyes - Expressive Eyes Blue 2 by Unique Megastore
Scarf - Wide Scarf by Mr Poet - you need this, and it's free.
Shirt - Turtleneck in Cream by Boom
Cardigan - Long Knit Gown by Kiitos
Pants - Houndstooth Green by Meriken
Shoes - Leather Loafers by HoC
Cane - Gentleman's Walking Stick by Adjunct