"Everytime Katherine revved up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour or so."
" Over at the VA they had to replace it with a plastic one that ain't as strong so I dunno if I oughta go sailin' down no hill with nothin' between the ground and my brain but a piece of government plastic...ya see the plate runs underneath my part here and if this gets dented then my hair just ain't gonna look right."
Clark - "Eddie, has anyone ever told you you're bad luck?"
"Those were my mother's dying words. But I guess if your body's covered in third degree burns, and your foot's caught in a bear trap, you tend to start talkin' crazy. "
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I wasn't going to do Achariya's John Hughes challenge - I mean, chick flicks UGH. Till I discovered that he wrote Christmas Vacation... and therefore created Cousin Eddy. Somehow he manages to be unique and yet we all know someone just like him - I don't know how it works, it just does. He's a roadkill eatin', disaster causin' white hot ball of trouble, and yet completely lovable at the same time.
So this was my tribute, and a reminder to all check your shitters.
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Fantastic post!
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Gah! That doesn't even look like you! Awesome job! And there is nuttin wrong with chick flicks! Just means ya getta snuggle! :P
ReplyDeleteI don't know why they call it Hamburger Helper. It does just fine by itself. - Gidge
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