Dear Miley,
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
You are now a
fully fledged Rock Star.
I have never seen this many pearls
clutched before, and certainly not by musicians who got by on on
shock value alone once people stopped listening to their actual
music. You've got a truly bangin' bod and you are only going to be 22
once, so whack as much fun into your life with that sledgehammer as
you can fit.
It's your party, you can do what you
want.
Love, Winter
