Tuesday, March 10, 2009
DIRT TOOKIT'S GUIDE TO HOW BIKERS REALLY DRESS - NOT JUST SCARED LITTLE WANNABE BOYS HIDING IN MAMA'S BASEMENT
Name's Dirt. Dirt Tookit. Biker. But behind my back everyone refers to me as THE BIG DOUCHE. Served time for a few minor incidents involving lead pipes and PVP players. Decorated them with it. Out now, and here to show you the true biker style. From someone whose been on a bike in reality. I am fully stylish, see? I've wrapped bike chains around my wrists. A leather jacket and some gloves and now I'm ready to call myself a fashion blogger.
Don't mind me squatting down here, my knees are fucked from all the prison BJ's. What can I say, I had a great head of hair when I went in. Nice brown swept back quiff. I think I made it fall out when I inked in these tatts. Plus down here the stench of all the urine puddles in the workshop corners isn't as strong. That's something real bikers know. The ones that are legal drinking age, at least.
I was really stoked to find these CE Cubic Effect pants. My leathers were splitting open, and these ones I could unzip and roll down to show off my gorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgeous waist. I know you all want me, you bargain basement ....girls. Stop hassling me when I step outside, it makes my weekly trips to real life annoying. Seeing as that's the only highlight I really get.
Of course you aint a real biker without genuine biker's crack. That's the one thing these pants are failing me on, I do my best talking out of my arse. Especially about world events I know nothing about except what I saw on the EQ2 forums. I know what you are all thinking, that this look really is a big NO. Well, it is. But when you get involved in things that have nothing to do with you... then you can expect to hear that word quite a bit, can't you? In fact... I think you would expect to hear it every time you reach out for a slice of "pie."
Oh yeah, by the way - Crockett and Tubbs called. They want their pimp suits back.
This was Dirt Tookit. One more post in the same look and I can call myself a real blogger.